HILARIOUS!

this afternoon, when emily jo wanted to go local library, so i'm willing to go with her with my mum, when we got out of the house, i saw a green stuff on a flag---on the front of my house.. i thought it was nothing so i hopped into a van... my mom came out too, she looked up and she PANICKED!! bigg time! she was like, ohh shitt! that's a bird poop! i laughed sooo hard!!! shes so funny... and then, she was like, ohh? i never see a green poop before.. she must be an idiot.. i told her, i dont think it is a poop... she kept saying, "oh yes, it is... oh that bitch bird..." a green poop? she must be kidding me!oh? the library sucks!